Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Vegas Trip Report

I got back from Vegas yesterday evening, and figured I'd give a brief trip report.  Because I'm slammed at work (or, am I just addicted to work?), I'm going to skip to the highlights.

First, with respect to my goal of reaching MLIFE Platinum at 200,000 tier credits.  Well, I failed.  I landed Friday evening sitting at 178,000.  I played 4 hours of 100-hand VP at $10 a rip and ended up earning only 6,000 points.  Sure, I could have crushed the game Saturday and Sunday and hit 200,000; but I chose to enjoy the rest of the weekend rather than WORKING grinding the machines.  I ended the weekend at 185,000.  It's painful to fall 15,000 short of Platinum.  But I have no regrets.  
Second, I got my NFL/NCAA futures action down (the primary purpose of the trip) as follows: 
Green Bay OVER 11 (-130) $650 to win $500
Kansas City OVER 10.5 (+150) $340 to win $500
Arizona to Win SB $100 at 6/1
Washington to Win NCAA Playoff  $100 at 22/1
FSU to win NCAA Playoff $100 at 15/1
Third . . . Saturday was one of the greatest days I've ever had in Vegas. 
  • It began at 6:30 am.  I roll downstairs, grab coffee, and play some $100 hand VP. 
  • 9:00 -- we begin watching football at the MGM book. 
  • 10:30 -- We roll to Tap Sports Pub at 10:30 for some food and breakfast beers. 
  • 12:00 pm -- Monte Carlo to play the 1 Cent 100-hand machine and enjoy some further adult beverages.
  • 8:00 pm - Hop a cab to SLS for dinner at Bazaar Meats.  A pre-dinner Patron & Club for me and an Old Fashion for MK at the bar before dinner.  Bazaar ends up being . . . an experience.  A stressful experience.  Perhaps I'm an uncultured dolt, but the menu is daunting; and the process of ordering is pressure-filled.  In the end, dinner was just OK -- the food was good, but seemed well overpriced. 
  • 11:30 - cab to Ex Cal for dem pokerz.  We end up playing all night.  MK leaves around 7:30 to shoot craps (seems like a good idea), and I end up playing poker until about 9:00 am.  At some point in this process, AlaskaGal shows up.  I think it was around 3:00 am, but I really can't be sure.

Yes, this is PPP after 16 hours of drinking.  Somehow, I manage to book a decent win:

All told, we play 16 hours of poker Saturday, and I book approximately $1,000 win.   I roll back to my room at the MGM around 9:30 and sleep until 2:00 . . .

And finally, Sunday . . . um, was a weird day, largely because both MK and I were recovering from a brutal 24 hour shit-show.  My day really did not even get started until kick off of the ND game at 5:00.  We hung out at the MGM sportsbook bar, sipping beers and playing VP while watching the ND-Texas game.  My mashing skills were on full display:

After celebratory (comped) shots of Patron (in fact, Rich the bartender comped ALL of our drinks over the course of 3 hours, including MK's even though he was not mashing), at 8:30, we rolled to Craft Steak for dinner.  Our plan was to play poker at Ex Cal again for a second straight all-nighter, and roll directly on to our flight home at 9:00 am Monday morning.  But, sometime in the middle of our bottle of cab, exhaustion set in.  Neither one of us could even finish dinner.  We ended up back up in the room by 12:30 and got a few hours sleep before yesterday's flight home.



Friday, September 2, 2016

Weekend Quickie

It's Labor Day weekend.  I'm skipping out around 2:00 today for a quick trip to Vegas.  Set to arrive late this evening, and flying back east early Monday (like, far too early).  A debaucherous business trip of sorts.   Primary objective is to get down on some NFL futures before the season starts next week.  Secondary objective is to rack up 32,000 MLIFE Points to hit Platinum again.  Taking this trip with my buddy MK.  Our goals further include being up for tomorrow's noon college kick offs (9:00 am local time); playing some pokerz; and, of course, hitting up two prime dinners.  Our last trip, over MLK weekend, during the course of three days, MK and I hit SW Steak, Nobu and Strip Steak - not a bad run of fine dinning (at least, I THINK we hit Nobu.  It's hard to recall.  I believe we began that day with breakfast beers at MGM, rolled to PH for beers and NFL playoffs, then to the Linq for beers and beers; then to Ruths' Chris for a quick wine which, as things tend to happen, turned into a bottle of cabernet, and THEN ended up at Nobu for dinner (which included another bottle of wine).   
All this sounds good in theory; but we'll see how this plays out in reality.  [For] it's been a busy week [u see]; I've been slammed at work and haven't slept more than 5 hours any night this week.  And, in order to take off a few hours early today, I woke up at 4:30 am to get an early start.  I'm hoping to power through festivities on heart, desire and adrenalin.  As we all know, gambling is hard WORK of course.     

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Post Mortem

I'm back from Atlantic City.  And I'm exhausted.  I played more poker this trip than in any other three day stretch. Ever.  Sunday, I put in a 7.5 hour session, beginning early evening.  Monday I spent 11 hours playing the Borgata Deepstack.  And, yesterday, I played a solid 11 hours of cash at Harrah's, divided into a five hour afternoon session, and a six hours post dinner.  The results were less than stellar; but I found the grind more enjoyable than ever.

The midweek cash scene at Harrah's was interesting.   Harrah's is currently running a $250 an hour high hand promo.  They are also giving a $15 food voucher for 5 hours of play.  This led to some fairly crappy games during the day.  Yesterday afternoon, at one point, there were six $2/4 limit tables running, and two short-handed $1/2 games.  The focus was clearly on flopping quads.  I was shocked by the amount of times people asked to be "swipped" in and out of Bravo to see where their hours stood, and how focused people were on getting a free $15 food voucher.  In any event, until late afternoon, the games were barely worth playing.  I sat down at 2:00 yesterday, and the table felt like a scene from Cocoon.  I was the only person under 60; and the only person who did not play at that table every day.  The prevailing discussion focused heavily on food; and, more particularly, what the Diamond Lounge was serving that day, and who they ate with.  And what the Diamond Lounge served the day before; and who they ate with the day before.  And so on and so forth.  

The evening games were a bit better; but still full of regular grinders.  Just younger.  That said, the tables were actually fairly fun.  

I started Sunday's session out fairly card dead for 4 hours or so.  But I found myself down less that $100.  Then I caught some cards. And got pounded.  AJ flopped top pair and had to fold to a turned straight;  Then AA lost to Q6 on a turned two-pair (yes, he called $12 with Q6); KK to flopped set of 4's (saved some money as an A hit the flop, and my flop bet got raised); JJ to a flopped Q.  Ultimately lost $335.

Monday I walked over to Borgata for the 11:00 am Deepstack.  $120 buy-in, 25,000 chips; 25 minute levels.  I spent an hour between noon and 1:00 outside on work calls, but based on the structure, not much damage was done.  I never seemed to get much going and was short-stacked most of the day.  About 6 hours in, I shoved JJ against KK and rivered a J to stay alive.  After that, I did just enough to get by.  Like a cockroach, they could not get rid of me.  Long story short, I lasted 11.5 hours until level 21 at 10,000/20,000/4,000 when I was forced to shove my A 5 and hit AT.  Out 12th out of 220. Fairly unsatisfying score.  Tournament poker seems largely to depend on not doing anything dumb; looking for good spots; and getting lucky.  It's largely 9 hours of boredom followed by an hour or two of excitement.  As one guy commented when we were down to the final two tables: "come on, guys; this is the fun part. We've spent 10 hours listening to people's dumb stories. Now let's play some poker..."  He seemed spot on to me.  I left Borgata at nearly midnight convinced it will be some time before I play another tournament.

Yesterday it was back to cash at Harrah's.  I dug myself a hole in the first session before digging myself out and pulling a small $15 profit.  During the evening session, I dug a $200 hole.  The guy to my immediate right snapped off two of my premium hands, both times with Q2.  Yes, Sunday it was Q6 that cracked my AA.  Last night, Q2.  The first time he cracked my KK with Q2 on a Q29 flop.  Fortunately, I checked the turn and saved a bit of cash. A short while later, he snapped off my JJ with Q2 when a queen hit the flop.  I lost the minimum there, obviously, given the circumstances.  But the fact that he was openly reveling in how he was dominating me with the hand made me want to punch him in the throat.  Ultimately, however, I dug out of the hole and booked a $200 win.

I had one interesting hand during the evening:

I'm 6 hours in, and sitting on about $400.  Crazy table next to us breaks, and we get one of their players.  twenty-ish black kid; sunglasses.  Tatted up.  He had been loud and animated at the other table. So much so he caught my attention numerous times throughout the night.  He's sitting on about $500 when he comes over.  Kid raises to $15 about 4 hands in at the table.  Action comes to me after one caller.  I look down at A(d) K(d).  Having finally gotten my stack back to even (I was in for $400), and the hour getting late, I opt to flat and see a fairly cheap flop.  We get two other callers.  

Flop comes out A(h) 7(d) 3(d).  Bingo.  Kid bets about $50 (things were starting to get hazy at this point in the night, due to it being past 3:00 am and my Corona count running high).   After a fold, I raise to $180.  Folds back to kid who starts flipping out, but eventually calls.  Turn blanks; he checks to me, and I shove $200 more.  Now, he's REALLY flipping out. Stands up; starts yelling about what type of game I'm playing; whether I'm on the draw; why I'm playing so crazy, etc.   My thoughts on the hand where that (a) I was most likely ahead with my Ace given his pre flop raise and the flop; and the redraw to the nutz is always nice; and this kid seemed kind of nuts, so I thought I could induce him to play back at me.  Not really my style to play so aggro and get a $400 stack in the middle with top pair (especially risking 6 hours of work to get my stack back to even); but this seemed to me to be the spot to stick it in.  Ultimately, the kid actually called the $200 on the turn; the river was a 4 of hearts, so my draw misses; kid tables AK for a chop.  Wow.  Pretty gutsy call. Doubt I could have made it if the roles were reversed and I was getting pressured.

Anyway, I quit the game at 4:30 am, had trouble sleeping knowing I had to be up relatively early to drive back to DC, and know I'm exhausted and trying to prepare for tonight's fantasy football draft.  It was a short, but fun, few days from the office.  And I'm already thinking about playing again this weekend.

Friday, August 19, 2016

I Gots Plans (Part Deux)!

I was suppose to be flying out to Vegas Sunday for a week of debauchery.  But, who was I kidding?  An entire WEEK off?  Fat chance.  I cancelled, called an audible, and opted for a safer option.
Assuming I can get a settlement executed today, I'm planning on taking off Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, and heading to AC for some pokerz.  This, however, is no small assumption since we've been "negotiating" this agreement since June 2nd and have required no fewer than 6 extensions thus far.  And I put negotiating  in quotes, because I'm not sure that's a fair assessment of the process to date.  It's more like my client makes crazy demands; the other side makes some concessions; my client says "FUCK YOU" and reverts back to original; other side makes greater concessions; my client says "FUCK YOU" . . . and so on and so forth.  Monday night, the eve of the most recent deadline to get a deal finalized, my client pulled the nuclear option (yeah, it was a fun evening for P3, who loves communicating absurd demands at 10:00 pm); the other side shockingly gave in. So, after extending the deadline to today, it appears we have an agreement; but I'll believe it when the releases are signed...  Until then, I'm still considering my plans for next week tentative.
So, assuming we get signatures today, I'm planning on heading out to Columbia, MD Saturday night for Andy Grammar, Train and cold outdoor beverages.  Yes, I know I'm gay . . .  Then, Sunday, I'm making the drive up to AC.  I'm 500 tier credits from Diamond, so I'll knock that out this trip.  I'm planning on playing mainly poker, and saving my sweet, sweet "roll" for my trip to MGM Labor Day, where I'll need to grind out 32,000 more tier credits to hit Platinum again.  Yes, Diamond and Platinum --- liquid degeneracy still flows through my veins.    Borgata is running a deepstack series at 11:00 am during the week, with buy-ins less than $150; so I'll prolly play that during the day Monday and Tuesday, and then grind cash at Harrah's at night (with some smattering of the Devil's game mixed in).  I've locked down reservations at Harrah's for the Jets home game weekends through mid-October already, so I can sacrifice my ADP at this point and not have to worry about grinding cash through the machines.  I'm looking forward to a serious three days of dem pokerz.  I'm hoping the weeknight action is decent at Harrah's . . .   

Monday, August 15, 2016

Let's Get Ready to Duel!

It's August 15th. Just a few more weeks until another season of football is upon us.  In preparation, I'm trying to come up with a strategy to make another run at striking lightning in the weekly $100,000 top prize $5 Fanduel NFL Contest.   I came close last season.  On January 4th, I came in 16th out of 287,356, nabbing a solid $4,400 for my crisp $5 entry fee.  I scored 181 points.  187 took down the $100 grand.  A mere TD from glory.  I've been waiting nearly a year for another shot.
Over the past three years, NCAA Football has actually been by bread and butter.  I've cashed three contests for first place --- a 150 person tourney for $700, and twice, I hit the 1,489 entry ($2 contest) for $1,000+.  Sadly, this year, Fanduel has done away with college contests as part of its effort to navigate the legal / regulatory systems.  So, my 2016 season will focus on Sundays.
My plan is the stick to the $5 contest ($100,000 for first), and fire off a max of 25 entries per week.  Worst-case-disaster-bankroll over the regular season would be $2,000.  I'm going to start the season with $500, however, as I should at least hit some small wins every week to keep the account funded.  I'll be locking down some initial week one entries this weekend.  BRING IT!   

Monday, August 8, 2016

Closing Out Summer

I just got back from a quick 2 day trip to Boulder to see two of my favorite people. The trip started out rocky when I arrived at Avis at DIA and found the line out the door.  After an hour and a half wait, I final got a car.  I pulled out of the car lot and was immediately flagged over by another motorist.  I pulled over, and found out that the car I was given had a flat tire.  I turned around and returned to Avis.  After waiting 15 minutes for someone to check me back in, I returned to the office where the customer service representative filled out an incident/accident report.  Huh?  There was no accident (other than choosing Avis).  This was, according to the rep, standard practice.  Also, I was advised Avis may "try to charge me for the tire."  Um.  Good luck with that, Avis.
In any event, I made it to Boulder mid-afternoon and had a fun two days with this crew:

It's hard to believe it's August.  Summer is soon coming to a close.  I was hoping to take another full week's vacation; but, uncertainty about some court deadlines made it difficult.  Instead, I'm just going to take a few days here and there.  I am, however, making one last trip to Vegas Labor Day weekend.  It will be a quick trip -- arriving late Friday night and returning early Monday morning.  Heading out with my buddy MK for what will likely be a strong three nights of gambling, filets and debauchery.  Of course, I have 168,000 MLIFE points, and am determined to earn the last 32,000 to re-up Platinum for 2017, particularly given Borgata's recent announcement that it is joining MLIFE in 2017.  That, along with MGM National Harbor will provide two quality MLIFE choices on the east coast. 
In the meantime, I plan to spend a few weekends hanging out with friends near the Mansion and catching a few shows. OAR is playing in Columbia, Maryland this Saturday; and Train (my guilty pleasure) plays the following Saturday.  I've got a room locked down at a hotel stumbling distance from the venue for both shows.  There is little else I enjoy more than cold beers and live music on a summer weekend.
And now, back to the grind . . .

Wednesday, July 27, 2016


  • Company owns a two-room warehouse from which it runs its operations. 
  • Warehouse has a single entrance in the front, which leads directly into a lone hallway which dissects the building. 
  • On the left side of the hallway is the door to Room 1; on the right side, the door to Room 2.
  •  Company employs 8 workers who at any given time are divided equally between the two rooms.  Employees in one room are generally unaware of happenings in the other room.
  • On January 1st, the only people in the building are the 8 workers.
  • Later that day, a man enters the building through the front door.  He never leaves.  He's found strangled in the hallway at 5:00.
  • All eight workers are interviewed by police; none claim ever to have seen the man.
  • Prosecutor rules death a homicide; brings murder charges against all 8 workers.  No other charges are filed.  Each employee is tried separately. 
  •  Man's family brings civil suit against the company.
1.    What result would you anticipate from the criminal trials?
2.     What result would you expect from the civil trial?